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July 23, 2014 at 11:06pm
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Reblogged from seihanndas

A smile like the sun, that could burn you.

11:06pm
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Reblogged from seihanndas

A smile like the sun, that could burn you.

10:16pm
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Reblogged from officialunitedstates

officialunitedstates:

if you ever want to know what goes on in a company boardroom discussion about how to advertise their product on tumblr it’s just a bunch of old guys being all quiet with one guy in his 30s yelling GIFS GIFS GIFS GIFS until the old guys beg him to stop

Yes but does he pronounce it with a hard g sound or like fucking peanut butter.

10:14pm
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Reblogged from the1001cranes

Peter/Stiles, vaguely Regency AU

rrrowr:

the1001cranes:

"I’m going to offer for the Stilinski boy," Peter announces at breakfast one morning.

Greenberg drops the entire pot of hot chocolate.

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*CLUTCHES FACE*

10:14pm
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Reblogged from morenavbby

As a random thought…

urulokid:

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

this sounds familiar

(via youshallnotcast)

10:01pm
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Reblogged from honeyipwnedthekids
judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids, via mataangi)

10:00pm
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Reblogged from wolfspirals

wolfspirals:

Here, have some throwback baseball!Hoechlin that popped up in Google Image Search

(via gravity-did-it)

9:55pm
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Reblogged from double06

so let me get this straight:

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

image

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

(via pinkhairedlesbianadventures)

9:53pm
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Reblogged from diamondsonmyhead

(Source: diamondsonmyhead, via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

9:50pm
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Reblogged from stilinskimess

stilinskimess:

what do u mean this is not what happened

(via bootydock-saints)